Grilling up some pizzas on a Sunday arvo

This jug is pretty sweet. The old “Urrrrr is the water too hot? Yes, add some cold water…Now it’s to cold Fuuuuu!” dance is no more!  Need 80 degrees, set the jug to 80! Having tea black as the night!? Easy 100 degrees in no time.

This jug is pretty sweet. The old “Urrrrr is the water too hot? Yes, add some cold water…Now it’s to cold Fuuuuu!” dance is no more! Need 80 degrees, set the jug to 80! Having tea black as the night!? Easy 100 degrees in no time.

light is not your teas best friend, stop storing your tea in direct sunlight you idiot! sacrificing flavour and aroma for some pretty display….Stick to juice kid

Wood you still love me if I left making puns to the pros?

Wood you still love me if I left making puns to the pros?

Wonder who that’s pointed at….

Wonder who that’s pointed at….

Spicy Mexican tacos thrown into the Dutch oven came out burnt and were swiftly thrown out

app advice

The translate your cat app doesn’t work guys, she just went pee everywhere. I just wanted to be like eliza thornberry but instead I’m laying newspaper everywhere. Don’t even botherwith this one

The transformers crew were in today…There’s no decepticons up there you idiot.

I needed somewhere for all my tea stuff, So I made a shelf! 

I needed somewhere for all my tea stuff, So I made a shelf! 

Jack Frost needs to get laid because it’s too damn frigid!

Soy sauce nightmares

We have been cooking everything from scratch for about a week now, mostly Asian inspired stuff…A lot of soy sauce. Last night I had this really scary dream…I was walking into a dorm room of an Asian boarding school right, bunk beds to the left, out of nowhere….Probably off the top bunk, this Asian ninja guy dives on me with a blanket covered in soy sauce, that was pretty scary but it got way worse! As he’s diving of the top bunk my girlfriend decided it was to hot in the bed so she throws the blankets on me! Then!! She rolls over and cuddles me…Im awake at this point freaking out in a blanket burrito, I bolted upright like a vampire on Viagra! Pushed her well off! I haven’t told her, she’ll think im weird…..