light is not your teas best friend, stop storing your tea in direct sunlight you idiot! sacrificing flavour and aroma for some pretty display….Stick to juice kid
Spicy Mexican tacos thrown into the Dutch oven came out burnt and were swiftly thrown out
The translate your cat app doesn’t work guys, she just went pee everywhere. I just wanted to be like eliza thornberry but instead I’m laying newspaper everywhere. Don’t even botherwith this one
Soy sauce nightmares
We have been cooking everything from scratch for about a week now, mostly Asian inspired stuff…A lot of soy sauce. Last night I had this really scary dream…I was walking into a dorm room of an Asian boarding school right, bunk beds to the left, out of nowhere….Probably off the top bunk, this Asian ninja guy dives on me with a blanket covered in soy sauce, that was pretty scary but it got way worse! As he’s diving of the top bunk my girlfriend decided it was to hot in the bed so she throws the blankets on me! Then!! She rolls over and cuddles me…Im awake at this point freaking out in a blanket burrito, I bolted upright like a vampire on Viagra! Pushed her well off! I haven’t told her, she’ll think im weird…..