The Grand Designs guy is always licking his lips, get a chap stick mate
The Royal Tour
I would like to invite the Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge over for a barbecue. You can bring the little one too but if it makes a mess, you’re cleaning it. I have a deck which can fit four people (I checked) and I have a barbecue…The universe couldn’t send a more obvious sign (something to do with shipping?) You’re in Auckland on Friday, as am I and my Barbecue is a bit rusted so she isn’t going anywhere. Please join me for the best barbecue the New Zealand government will allow me to afford. So see you cool catz Friday then.
The neighbours blocked me in so I was late for work, for the first time since yesterday
I don’t think I could be famous, I hate people too much…People are hard work and full of dramas
I would name her, cyclone Marriage..
All happens pretty quickly, wet and wild to begin with…once its over all your stuff is broken, your cars fucked up in a tree and the cats are gone.
One of my facebook friends tried to commit suicide today, someone got to her in time thankfully. She hid it so well, seemed completely fine till today. If you are battling, even just feeling a little low, please message me. Honestly, I don’t want to loose any of you. Lets chat it out guys