So we had a little wind at work

So we had a little wind at work

The Grand Designs guy is always licking his lips, get a chap stick mate

The Royal Tour

I would like to invite the Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge over for a barbecue. You can bring the little one too but if it makes a mess, you’re cleaning it. I have a deck which can fit four people (I checked) and I have a barbecue…The universe couldn’t send a more obvious sign (something to do with shipping?) You’re in Auckland on Friday, as am I and my Barbecue is a bit rusted so she isn’t going anywhere. Please join me for the best barbecue the New Zealand government will allow me to afford. So see you cool catz Friday then.
Phil out.

The neighbours blocked me in so I was late for work, for the first time since yesterday

Zealong is very “I’m so much better than you” But so are tea drinkers! 

Zealong is very “I’m so much better than you” But so are tea drinkers! 

I don’t think I could be famous, I hate people too much…People are hard work and full of dramas

If you can’t blog anything nice, reblog reblog REBLOG!!! — Gandhi
People who say “I seen” or “yous”…I’ll thank you to keep your genes out of the pool

I would name her, cyclone Marriage..

All happens pretty quickly, wet and wild to begin with…once its over all your stuff is broken, your cars fucked up in a tree and the cats are gone.

There is a little wax man on the Matakana toilets wall, find him and take a selfie…Do it!! BEFORE HE MELTS!! 

There is a little wax man on the Matakana toilets wall, find him and take a selfie…Do it!! BEFORE HE MELTS!! 

Your dad was no batman — Mun

One of my facebook friends tried to commit suicide today, someone got to her in time thankfully. She hid it so well, seemed completely fine till today. If you are battling, even just feeling a little low, please message me. Honestly, I don’t want to loose any of you. Lets chat it out guys

Crimea river — Russia to Ukraine